病了

上个星期发烧生病了，请了3天病假，真的是非常辛苦。第一天发烧38.8度，休息一天然后隔天本来打算上班，哪里知道身上长出红点，就快快再去看医生。医生说怀疑可能会是骨痛热症，隔天还得去验血。幸好最后还是没事。休息了几天，希望明天可以重新出发。感激每一位曾经问候我的朋友，由于大部分的时间我都是在睡觉，所以可能很多的MSN我都没有回复。所有的心意我都收到了，谢谢！

What Makes A Malaysian A Malaysian?

1. A typical young Malaysian can name all the players from a top English Premier League club, but ask him to name one football player from Malaysia, he cannot!


2. When StreamyX come, you complain StreamyX too slow. When Maxis Broadband come, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. When WiMax come, you complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you say StreamyX still the best lah.


3. When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have to walk very far, you complain. When you go inside the shopping mall and there's SALE, run from one end of 1Utama to the other, that one NO COMPLAINT.


4. You are always late. And the excuse you give when you're late is always either: (a) traffic jam (b) no transport or (c) cannot find parking.


5. You have a parent who forces you to take science stream in high school, study engineering in Uni, then when you graduate, they ask you to forget everything you learnt in Uni and do commerce.


6. You know someone who can specially develop an angmoh accent when speaking to an American / British / Australian.


7. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below queuing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.


8. When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you blame the Chinese.


9. When a government service is too slow, you blame the Malays.


10. When a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the Indians.


11. When an angmoh stranger kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you very happy. When a Malaysian guy kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you slap him in face.

上个周末

上个星期六，到了戏院看了两个小时半的Watchmen。我是觉得故事情节比较平坦，看起来比较拖曳，太长了！这位导演的戏我看过几部了，大约大约可以猜到他的风格。我觉得还算是一部中上的作品。如果你比较喜欢看一般的商业片，这部戏未必是你的首选。可能就好像《珠光宝气》，本人也是觉得太拖曳了，最后还是反高潮流予平淡。

结果我就在《面书》写我刚刚看了这套戏，然后有朋友留言问我怎么样？好不好看？我觉说出我的感觉，觉得故事(plot)比较平淡(plain)，可是我还是可以接受(acceptable)，不算是差的戏。可是它就不是我喜爱的类型。说真的，我看过严重垃圾的《功夫厨神》之后，真的没有什么垃圾戏可以垫它的底了。忽然间有一位仁兄过来告诉我这套戏多么多么的深入、背后的意义多么多么深远。或许他觉得我的想法很奇怪，可是我也有我自己看戏的标准。电影算是艺术的一门，艺术本来就是主观的。所以同样一样东西，在不同人的眼中，会有不一样的诠释。这是我的想法，你可以不接受我的一套，可是不要强迫我接受你的一套。话虽如此，我还是可以接受理性讨论、或者因此我也可以改变想法。我也不希望自己是固执、“硬颈”的一个人。所以首先我很感谢这位仁兄分享他的想法，我会仔细阅读，然后细心咀嚼消化。再来我也很开心可以在某种平台上分享大家对某部电影的看法。反正花了钱去看（当然是说到戏院看的），看了就忘记很浪费。如果看了还可以讨论，这样子就划算很多了。

当晚看完戏了，还遇见一位很久不见的中学朋友--“陈同学”（这个名字太好了）。记得去年在槟城遇见他一次。想不到许久不见，风采依然！（哇哈哈哈哈哈哈!!!!!）和他谈了一阵子，感觉良好。虽然很久没有联络，感觉还是很亲切。唉！往日的朋友都在一个一个减少了......希望还可以继续保持联络............

Joke Sharing

Firstly, I feel so sorry if Mr. Lim TC and Mr. Hor SP visit my blog and read this joke... Please don't take it seriously... Although it is unlikely to happen. ( I mean both of them will visit my blog)



A good lawyer


One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

He asked one man 'Why are you eating grass?'


'We don't have any money for food,' the poor man replied.

'We have to eat grass.'

'Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you', the lawyer said.


'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me.

They are over there, under that tree'.


'Bring them along,' the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated,


'You come with us also.'

The second man, in a pitiful voice then said,

'But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!'


'Bring them all, as well,' the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,

'Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.'

The lawyer replied, 'Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost 1 metre high!'


Lesson : Don't trust kind lawyers!!

VERY INTERESTING STUFF

I may have shared this before... long long long time ago...

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In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb'

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Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury.

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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

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Coca-Cola was originally green.

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It is impossible to lick your elbow.

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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

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The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

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The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

Spades - King David Hearts - Charlemagne Clubs -Alexander, the Great Diamonds - Julius Caesar

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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?

A. Obsession

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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter 'A'?

A. One thousand

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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?

A. All were invented by women.

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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?

A. Honey

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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.

When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... 'goodnight, sleep tight.'

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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.'

It's where we get the phrase 'mind your P's and Q's'

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Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. 'Wet your whistle' is the phrase inspired by this practice.

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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!

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- Now....
Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.

I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a word are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe.. Amzanig huh?
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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2008 when...

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~

NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

重新开始

现在已经是晚上8点多了，还逗留在公司里面。我也不是100%在工作，也不是很赶工，不会觉得在这里很辛苦，反而觉得挺舒服，因为这里有冷气......哈哈！可能因为自己一个人在槟城工作吧，回到“租”家，也不会有家的感觉，和屋友也没什么两句，回到去就关在房间里面，不会再看到任何人了，直到隔天睡醒起身上班，一直重复着这样的生活。所以我非常期待回怡保，让我有做人的感觉......我也很想（不算很想啦！）上班，因为我可以看到更多人，可以讲话。不然继续这样下去，我觉得我会变成哑巴~~wahahahahaha.......我觉得我的思想很有问题，觉得闷应该多一点出去开拓社交圈子，更不应该把自己关在房间里面。可是我就是懒......没错，我就是懒~~~

我都不知道自己在胡言乱语什么......还是回家吧~~~

*_Interesting & Meaningful Equations _*

*_Don’t forget to read the conclusion in the end _*

++++++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++ ++++++++ +++++++ ++++

*_Equation 1 _*

Humans = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Humans = Donkeys + Work + enjoy

Therefore:
Humans - enjoy = Donkeys + Work

In other words,
Humans that don't enjoy = Donkeys that work.

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++

*_Equation 2 _*

Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Men = Donkeys + earn money

Therefore:
Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words
Men who do not earn money = Donkeys

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++++! +++++ +

*_Equation 3 _*

Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Women = Donkeys + spend
Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words,
Women who do not spend = Donkeys

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +

*/_To Conclude: _/*

*From Equation 2 and Equation 3 *

*Men who don't earn money = Women who don't spend *

*So Men earn money not to let women become donkeys! *
*And women spend not to let men become donkeys! *

*So, We have: *
*Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + Spend money *

*Therefore we can conclude *
*Men + Women = 2 Donkeys that live happily together *

回家

End of Hong Kong/Macau Trip... Finally...

澳门

香港 - 煤气街灯

After Concert... 兰桂芳 + 古老煤气灯

香港 - 陈慧琳演唱会 2