最近开始发现自己不见了某些东西......
不见了自己的存在价值......
如果某一天忽然间我消失了，那么需要多久时间才会被人家发现我不见了呢？
可能是一个星期，或者是一个月？
那天晚上，工作到九点多、十点......打算回家了，可是饥饿的肚子已经向我抗议了。我才发现，忽然间，想找个人出来吃东西，天大地大，我竟然连一个人都想不到。这才发现自己是多么的可悲。哈！哈！
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Friday, July 31, 2009
Thursday, July 30, 2009
过山车
上个周末回到了家乡，和三五知己共聚一堂，心情就像从谷底攀上高峰。可以完完全全把工作放下，不需要烦恼，实在是难得的开心。
周一回来工作了，心情就向开始往下奔，迈向低处。当然这其中也有享受、开心的时刻，可是工作总是会有压力。很想找些朋友，坐下来、闲聊、吃喝、消磨时间、轻松自己。
期待着周末的来临......
周一回来工作了，心情就向开始往下奔，迈向低处。当然这其中也有享受、开心的时刻，可是工作总是会有压力。很想找些朋友，坐下来、闲聊、吃喝、消磨时间、轻松自己。
期待着周末的来临......
Friday, July 24, 2009
阴天
今天不知道为什么，下午的时候，忽然间感觉很郁闷，就像被关在一间密不透风的暗房里，没有门口、窗户，感觉就像没有出路。
很想找一个地方把自己藏起来。准确地来说，很想到一个地方，没有认识的人，很舒服的做着自己喜欢的事，上网、看书、喝咖啡...... 希望这种感觉很快过去，因为我不喜欢这样的自己。
盼望明天是一个全新的开始......
很想找一个地方把自己藏起来。准确地来说，很想到一个地方，没有认识的人，很舒服的做着自己喜欢的事，上网、看书、喝咖啡...... 希望这种感觉很快过去，因为我不喜欢这样的自己。
盼望明天是一个全新的开始......
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Ulu Chepor 半日游
上2-3个星期，和一群朋友到了离怡保挺近的Ulu Chepor这条河游玩。
汽车都停泊在比较下游的一片空地上，树荫下。然后我们就开始步行向上游前进。一开始还有一条乱石的路走走，然后就是树林的路。偶然还有一棵树倒下，需要踩着它跳过去，或者是跨过、跳过小溪，感觉还是挺爽的。大约走了15-20分钟，我们到了一处小瀑布，四周又没人，便决定在这里了。感觉不错嘛~~
瀑布浇下来的水直接送到头上，真的是很爽的。最近天气都很炎热，可是河水依然是冰冷，就算在水里泡了一段时间，还是冷冷的。那种靠近大自然的感觉真的是冇得顶！！！很舒服，很轻松的感觉。尤其每天坐在办公室里面，吹着冷气，对着电脑、仪器，更是觉得舒服无比。感觉令人回味~~~
汽车都停泊在比较下游的一片空地上，树荫下。然后我们就开始步行向上游前进。一开始还有一条乱石的路走走，然后就是树林的路。偶然还有一棵树倒下，需要踩着它跳过去，或者是跨过、跳过小溪，感觉还是挺爽的。大约走了15-20分钟，我们到了一处小瀑布，四周又没人，便决定在这里了。感觉不错嘛~~
瀑布浇下来的水直接送到头上，真的是很爽的。最近天气都很炎热，可是河水依然是冰冷，就算在水里泡了一段时间，还是冷冷的。那种靠近大自然的感觉真的是冇得顶！！！很舒服，很轻松的感觉。尤其每天坐在办公室里面，吹着冷气，对着电脑、仪器，更是觉得舒服无比。感觉令人回味~~~
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
十八丁海上食店
两个星期前的周末到了十八丁这个地方吃了一餐挺新鲜的午餐。餐厅就在河/海上面（我不知道是河还是海，招牌写“海上”，可是马来文写“tepi sungai"）楼下就是码头，可以看到渔船进进出出。风景还是不错的。吃的海产更是新鲜，可惜没有拍到照片。但是，有一道菜我觉得有腥味，不好吃，就是虾菇（濑尿虾）。应该是整座人都觉得，所以那道菜到最后还是剩下一些没有人要吃。螃蟹和虾都很一级棒！！！
Friday, June 12, 2009
FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE - sense of humor
Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is
finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs
downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door
neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you
$800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and
stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands
her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back
upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who
was that?'
'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything
about the $800 he owes me?'
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and
risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a
position to prevent avoidable exposure.
Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal
a leg. The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up
her leg.
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let
his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm
129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is
weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on
her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up
Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you
will find glory.'
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a
great opportunity.
Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are
walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one
wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I
want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a
care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want
to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal
masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of
my life.'
Puff! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office
after lunch.'
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.
Lesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also
sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and
rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the
rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very,
very high up.
Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that
tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the
energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my
droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with
nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually
gave him enough str ength to reach the lowest branch of the
tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the
second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly
perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of
the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep
you there..
Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so
cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large
field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some
dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he
began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for
joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to
investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the
pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep
your mouth shut!
THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT
COURSE
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is
finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs
downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door
neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you
$800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and
stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands
her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back
upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who
was that?'
'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything
about the $800 he owes me?'
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and
risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a
position to prevent avoidable exposure.
Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal
a leg. The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up
her leg.
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let
his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm
129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is
weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on
her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up
Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you
will find glory.'
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a
great opportunity.
Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are
walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one
wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I
want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a
care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want
to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal
masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of
my life.'
Puff! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office
after lunch.'
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.
Lesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also
sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and
rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the
rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very,
very high up.
Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that
tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the
energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my
droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with
nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually
gave him enough str ength to reach the lowest branch of the
tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the
second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly
perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of
the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep
you there..
Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so
cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large
field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some
dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he
began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for
joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to
investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the
pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep
your mouth shut!
THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT
COURSE
Monday, June 01, 2009
What they actually mean ???
If a barber makes a mistake,
It's a
new style
If a driver makes a mistake,
It is a
New path
If a engineer makes a mistake,
It is a
new venture
If parents makes a mistake,
It is a
new generation
If a politician makes a mistake,
It is a
new law
If a scientist makes a mistake,
It is a
new invention
If a tailor makes a mistake,
It is a
new fashion
If a teacher makes a mistake ,
It is a
new theory
If our boss makes a mistake,
It is a
New idea
If an employee makes a mistake,
It is a
'Mistake' No argument, please!
It's a
new style
If a driver makes a mistake,
It is a
New path
If a engineer makes a mistake,
It is a
new venture
If parents makes a mistake,
It is a
new generation
If a politician makes a mistake,
It is a
new law
If a scientist makes a mistake,
It is a
new invention
If a tailor makes a mistake,
It is a
new fashion
If a teacher makes a mistake ,
It is a
new theory
If our boss makes a mistake,
It is a
New idea
If an employee makes a mistake,
It is a
'Mistake' No argument, please!
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
巾幗梟雄
最近在很勤力的追着《巾幗梟雄》......实在是太太太好看了，高潮迭起，好戏连场。再加上好戏之人努力飙戏（除了丘敏（徐淑敏饰），真得很烂！），实在是观众之福。希望这些好戏一浪接一浪，不要给它停。之前都几欣赏这位监制--李添胜。最喜欢他的那些剧力万钧，戏味很浓的，更加喜欢的是感情线不会婆婆妈妈，简简单单、甚至是不太重要的。现在有的是这套《巾幗梟雄》。之前有的是《铁血保镖》、《碧血盐梟》。刚刚看回网上一些资料，还有之前的《楚漢驕雄》、《西關大少》、《美麗人生》都是本人喜欢的作品。
今天想讲讲的是《巾幗梟雄》里面最重要的角色（纯粹是本人意见）：
1）冠军当然是鐵帽子王爺啦！！！如果没有他，寶琦早就死了，哪里还有戏做？如果不是他，蔣喬的身家早就没有了，哪里还可以做到这么多集？
2）王爺之后当然是白朗大夫啦！！！没有他蔣喬神早就死翘翘了，哪里还可以断绝父子关系？哪里还有遗属？如果不是他，柴九死了很久啦！如果不是他收留，寶琦哪里还可以等到王爺回来宣读遗属？
3）就是殷鳳儀（大奶奶）和蒋必文...理由很简单，如果不是他们搞风搞雨，哪里有戏看？
4）沙震天和神鞭馬雄，沙家幫的主要人物。他们最重要的是救回柴九，等柴九可以回来报仇。更甚的是准备了沙家幫给柴九，等他报仇和后面的故事发展无往不利。
5）祥發叔&林知府。大反派的主要支援。
6）最后最重要的人要数他们两个了。没错，就是康梓榮和四婆啦！谁是康梓榮？就是康寶燕/寶琦的亡父啦！开仓赈灾，导致家破人亡，进而寶琦不可以成为元配夫人，当然不可能有长子嫡孙，才会争家产啊！四婆当年把柴九捡回来领养，过后在鼓励他到無鍚找吃，才会发生一连串的故事。这两人应记一功！
更多资料可以在维基百科找到......
继续追呀！
今天想讲讲的是《巾幗梟雄》里面最重要的角色（纯粹是本人意见）：
1）冠军当然是鐵帽子王爺啦！！！如果没有他，寶琦早就死了，哪里还有戏做？如果不是他，蔣喬的身家早就没有了，哪里还可以做到这么多集？
2）王爺之后当然是白朗大夫啦！！！没有他蔣喬神早就死翘翘了，哪里还可以断绝父子关系？哪里还有遗属？如果不是他，柴九死了很久啦！如果不是他收留，寶琦哪里还可以等到王爺回来宣读遗属？
3）就是殷鳳儀（大奶奶）和蒋必文...理由很简单，如果不是他们搞风搞雨，哪里有戏看？
4）沙震天和神鞭馬雄，沙家幫的主要人物。他们最重要的是救回柴九，等柴九可以回来报仇。更甚的是准备了沙家幫给柴九，等他报仇和后面的故事发展无往不利。
5）祥發叔&林知府。大反派的主要支援。
6）最后最重要的人要数他们两个了。没错，就是康梓榮和四婆啦！谁是康梓榮？就是康寶燕/寶琦的亡父啦！开仓赈灾，导致家破人亡，进而寶琦不可以成为元配夫人，当然不可能有长子嫡孙，才会争家产啊！四婆当年把柴九捡回来领养，过后在鼓励他到無鍚找吃，才会发生一连串的故事。这两人应记一功！
更多资料可以在维基百科找到......
继续追呀！
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
再多一个心理测验
你 給 別 人 的 形 象
用直覺來回答下列問題，轉瞬間便知道自己在別人心中是怎樣的一個人了。
(1) 你會把自己比喻成哪種花香？
濃郁的花香 --> 去第2題
清淡的花香 --> 去第3題
(2) 你會選擇哪種香味的潤唇膏？
水果味 --> 去第4題
薄荷味 --> 去第5題
(3) 你會把自己比喻為哪種花束？
紅色系的花束(如紅色/粉紅色/橙色) --> 去第2題
非紅色系的花束(如白色/藍色/紫色) --> 去第5題
(4) 你跟意中人首次約會用什麼香水？
帶有甜味的花香 --> 去第6題
清爽的水果香味 --> 去第7題
(5) 你較喜歡哪種味道？
盛夏乾燥的草味 --> 去第4題
雨後濕淋淋的草味 --> 去第7題
(6) 玫瑰和百合，你較喜歡哪種香味？
玫瑰 --> 去第8題
百合 --> 去第9題
(7) 你剛發現一瓶新款洗頭水，你十分喜歡它的味道，那瓶子的形狀是怎樣的？
圓形 -->去第6題
長身形 --> 去第10題
(8) 當你情緒低落時，哪種味道最能撫慰你的心靈？
花香 --> 去第11題
森林的味道 --> 去第12題
(9) 你在收視超高的劇集中看見一個香包，收O什麼顏色？
紫色 --> 去第8題
紅色 --> 去第12題
(10) 市面剛推出了一種全新的香草味雪糕，你的看法是什麼？
相當引人注意 --> 去第9題
不太引人注意 --> 去第13題
(11) 下列哪種味道會勾起你懷念的感覺？
麵包香味 --> 去第14題
大自然的味道 --> 去第15題
(12) 如果月亮的光輝會發出味道，你嗅到後會聯想起下列哪組形容詞？
刺激/燦爛奪目/香味四溢 --> 去第11題
沉鬱/弧獨/踏實/安靜 -->去第15題
(13) 你較喜歡哪種香味？
香料 --> 去第12題
茶香 --> 去第16題
(14) 你對體味的看法是？
非常討厭 --> 去第17題
如果是自己喜歡的味道就沒有關係 --> 去第18題
(15) 你覺得什麼香味較有助提神？
柑橘香 --> 去第14題
薄荷香 -->去第18題
(16) 你喜歡異性身上有哪種香味？
香水味 --> 去第15題
自然肥皂 --> 去第19題
(17) 想起遊樂場，你會想起哪種味道？
牛奶及葡萄 --> 去第20題
甜甜的糖果 --> 去第21題
(18) 如果要在房間燃點香薰，你喜歡哪一種形狀的香薰？
三角錐形 --> 去第17題
棒狀 --> 去第21題
(19) 你對於香水的看法是？
非常喜歡 --> 去第18題
不算十分喜歡 --> 去第22題
(20) 對於嬰兒使用的肥皂系列香味有什麼看法？
喜歡 --> A 型
不是特別喜歡 --> B 型
(21) 你知道自己的味道嗎？
不知道 --> 去第20題
知道 --> C 型
(22) 喜歡皮革的味道嗎？
喜歡 --> 去第21題
討厭 --> D 型
◆ A. 你是屬於水果香形象
你充滿自由愉悅的氣息，總是沉溺左遊樂場當中，像個天真無邪的孩子。有你在的地方，整個氣氛都會興奮起來，所以你是聚會中不可或缺的人物。
雖說你個性開朗，受到大部份人的喜愛，但別人一般認為難以跟你成為親密好友，即是說，你給人的印象只是個搞笑能手。有些人覺得你愛玩弄別人，依賴性又強，所以不太願意親近你。不過，真正的你其實十分成熟穩重，正因透徹了解你的人不多，所以知己朋友也相當少。
◆ B. 你是屬於東方花香形象
你擁有強烈的自我意識及自己的世界，不會被他人玩弄於股掌之間，會利用自己的力量積極地達成願望，給人有熱情的印象。你不會跟朋友糾纏不清，再加上給人單獨行動的印象，圍繞在你週遭的人都會覺得你是一個「帶有神秘色彩的人物」。
「神秘感」有時是相當有魅力的意思，但是人們對於你嚴密的防備以及自命清高的態度，感覺無法輕鬆地與你對談而覺得你難以應付。甚而變成非必要不跟你接觸,對你敬而遠之的傾向。真正的你其實是相當溫柔的，但是除非是與你相當親近的，否則是無法注意到你的優點。
◆ C. 你是屬於草香形象
你擁有非常堅強的意志，不依賴他人，給人獨來獨往的印象。你擁有旺盛的好奇心與豐富的感受性，是個過著知性生活的現代人。驟看下你是個自命清高，不好相處的人，但是一旦跟你交談後，就知道你很好相處，等到交情加深之後，就更知道你其實擁有很爽快的個性。
你所擁有的中性化魅力，讓你不論在男性團體或女性團體都大受歡迎，不過你不喜歡讓人看到你脆弱的一面。你外表上看來也許很冷靜，但實際上卻是熱情如火。能夠知道你真正本性的人，才能夠跟你天長地久地交往下去。
◆ D. 你是屬於花香形象
你總是給人樂觀、積極和勇於面對困難的感覺，而且溫柔優雅，很懂得為他人設想，給人非常擅長維繫人際關係的印象。這樣的你讓人感到既堅強又脆弱，尤其是你那關懷體貼的包容力，更讓人覺得你相當有魅力，很值得信賴。
你長期給人認為你是個「拜託做事絕不會拒絕」的人，所以特別容易讓依賴心強、只顧自己利益的人利用。這些人因為看中你細心隨和的一面，所以會故意親近你，然後借故佔你便宜。
用直覺來回答下列問題，轉瞬間便知道自己在別人心中是怎樣的一個人了。
(1) 你會把自己比喻成哪種花香？
濃郁的花香 --> 去第2題
清淡的花香 --> 去第3題
(2) 你會選擇哪種香味的潤唇膏？
水果味 --> 去第4題
薄荷味 --> 去第5題
(3) 你會把自己比喻為哪種花束？
紅色系的花束(如紅色/粉紅色/橙色) --> 去第2題
非紅色系的花束(如白色/藍色/紫色) --> 去第5題
(4) 你跟意中人首次約會用什麼香水？
帶有甜味的花香 --> 去第6題
清爽的水果香味 --> 去第7題
(5) 你較喜歡哪種味道？
盛夏乾燥的草味 --> 去第4題
雨後濕淋淋的草味 --> 去第7題
(6) 玫瑰和百合，你較喜歡哪種香味？
玫瑰 --> 去第8題
百合 --> 去第9題
(7) 你剛發現一瓶新款洗頭水，你十分喜歡它的味道，那瓶子的形狀是怎樣的？
圓形 -->去第6題
長身形 --> 去第10題
(8) 當你情緒低落時，哪種味道最能撫慰你的心靈？
花香 --> 去第11題
森林的味道 --> 去第12題
(9) 你在收視超高的劇集中看見一個香包，收O什麼顏色？
紫色 --> 去第8題
紅色 --> 去第12題
(10) 市面剛推出了一種全新的香草味雪糕，你的看法是什麼？
相當引人注意 --> 去第9題
不太引人注意 --> 去第13題
(11) 下列哪種味道會勾起你懷念的感覺？
麵包香味 --> 去第14題
大自然的味道 --> 去第15題
(12) 如果月亮的光輝會發出味道，你嗅到後會聯想起下列哪組形容詞？
刺激/燦爛奪目/香味四溢 --> 去第11題
沉鬱/弧獨/踏實/安靜 -->去第15題
(13) 你較喜歡哪種香味？
香料 --> 去第12題
茶香 --> 去第16題
(14) 你對體味的看法是？
非常討厭 --> 去第17題
如果是自己喜歡的味道就沒有關係 --> 去第18題
(15) 你覺得什麼香味較有助提神？
柑橘香 --> 去第14題
薄荷香 -->去第18題
(16) 你喜歡異性身上有哪種香味？
香水味 --> 去第15題
自然肥皂 --> 去第19題
(17) 想起遊樂場，你會想起哪種味道？
牛奶及葡萄 --> 去第20題
甜甜的糖果 --> 去第21題
(18) 如果要在房間燃點香薰，你喜歡哪一種形狀的香薰？
三角錐形 --> 去第17題
棒狀 --> 去第21題
(19) 你對於香水的看法是？
非常喜歡 --> 去第18題
不算十分喜歡 --> 去第22題
(20) 對於嬰兒使用的肥皂系列香味有什麼看法？
喜歡 --> A 型
不是特別喜歡 --> B 型
(21) 你知道自己的味道嗎？
不知道 --> 去第20題
知道 --> C 型
(22) 喜歡皮革的味道嗎？
喜歡 --> 去第21題
討厭 --> D 型
◆ A. 你是屬於水果香形象
你充滿自由愉悅的氣息，總是沉溺左遊樂場當中，像個天真無邪的孩子。有你在的地方，整個氣氛都會興奮起來，所以你是聚會中不可或缺的人物。
雖說你個性開朗，受到大部份人的喜愛，但別人一般認為難以跟你成為親密好友，即是說，你給人的印象只是個搞笑能手。有些人覺得你愛玩弄別人，依賴性又強，所以不太願意親近你。不過，真正的你其實十分成熟穩重，正因透徹了解你的人不多，所以知己朋友也相當少。
◆ B. 你是屬於東方花香形象
你擁有強烈的自我意識及自己的世界，不會被他人玩弄於股掌之間，會利用自己的力量積極地達成願望，給人有熱情的印象。你不會跟朋友糾纏不清，再加上給人單獨行動的印象，圍繞在你週遭的人都會覺得你是一個「帶有神秘色彩的人物」。
「神秘感」有時是相當有魅力的意思，但是人們對於你嚴密的防備以及自命清高的態度，感覺無法輕鬆地與你對談而覺得你難以應付。甚而變成非必要不跟你接觸,對你敬而遠之的傾向。真正的你其實是相當溫柔的，但是除非是與你相當親近的，否則是無法注意到你的優點。
◆ C. 你是屬於草香形象
你擁有非常堅強的意志，不依賴他人，給人獨來獨往的印象。你擁有旺盛的好奇心與豐富的感受性，是個過著知性生活的現代人。驟看下你是個自命清高，不好相處的人，但是一旦跟你交談後，就知道你很好相處，等到交情加深之後，就更知道你其實擁有很爽快的個性。
你所擁有的中性化魅力，讓你不論在男性團體或女性團體都大受歡迎，不過你不喜歡讓人看到你脆弱的一面。你外表上看來也許很冷靜，但實際上卻是熱情如火。能夠知道你真正本性的人，才能夠跟你天長地久地交往下去。
◆ D. 你是屬於花香形象
你總是給人樂觀、積極和勇於面對困難的感覺，而且溫柔優雅，很懂得為他人設想，給人非常擅長維繫人際關係的印象。這樣的你讓人感到既堅強又脆弱，尤其是你那關懷體貼的包容力，更讓人覺得你相當有魅力，很值得信賴。
你長期給人認為你是個「拜託做事絕不會拒絕」的人，所以特別容易讓依賴心強、只顧自己利益的人利用。這些人因為看中你細心隨和的一面，所以會故意親近你，然後借故佔你便宜。
Latest Example on certain words
"嫁妝" 就是丈母娘給女婿的回扣。
"代溝" 就是我問老爸覺得"菊花台"怎麼樣，他說沒喝過。
"自戀" 就是下輩子我一定要投胎做女人，然後嫁個像我這樣的男人。
"無語" 就是法官問：你為什麼印假鈔？罪犯說：真鈔我不會印。
"約會" 就是一對男女展現自己前所未有的精湛演技的時候。
"天堂" 就是所有的女人都在，只有你老婆不在的地方。
"無奈" 就是被狗咬了一口，卻無法反咬一口時的感覺。
"醜聞" 就是當你帶一個醜八怪女孩出遊，就會聽到周遭的人所說的話。
"絕望" 就是飯館吃飯點了兩菜，吃第一個："世上還有比這更難吃的嗎？" 吃第二個："靠！還真的有！"
"白領" 就是今天發了薪水，交了房租、水電瓦斯費，買了油、米和泡麵，摸摸口袋剩下的錢，感歎一聲：這月薪水又白領了！
"代溝" 就是我問老爸覺得"菊花台"怎麼樣，他說沒喝過。
"自戀" 就是下輩子我一定要投胎做女人，然後嫁個像我這樣的男人。
"無語" 就是法官問：你為什麼印假鈔？罪犯說：真鈔我不會印。
"約會" 就是一對男女展現自己前所未有的精湛演技的時候。
"天堂" 就是所有的女人都在，只有你老婆不在的地方。
"無奈" 就是被狗咬了一口，卻無法反咬一口時的感覺。
"醜聞" 就是當你帶一個醜八怪女孩出遊，就會聽到周遭的人所說的話。
"絕望" 就是飯館吃飯點了兩菜，吃第一個："世上還有比這更難吃的嗎？" 吃第二個："靠！還真的有！"
"白領" 就是今天發了薪水，交了房租、水電瓦斯費，買了油、米和泡麵，摸摸口袋剩下的錢，感歎一聲：這月薪水又白領了！
Friday, April 03, 2009
小小心理测验
Take a piece of paper and write down the answers.. The analysis is in the end....
请拿出一张纸一支笔把你的答案写下来，结论就在后面。
Situation: 场景：
You are in a deep deep forest... as you walk on you saw an old hut standing there...
你在森林的深处，你向前走，看见前面有一座很旧的小屋。
(1) What is the status of the door? (Opened/closed)
这个小屋的门现在是什么状态？（开着/关着）
(2) You enter the hut and see a table... What is the shape of the table? (Round/Oval/Square/Rectangle/Triangle)
你走进屋子里看见一张桌子, 这个桌子是什么形状的？（圆形/椭圆形/正方形/长方形/三角形）
(3) On top of the table there is a vase... in the vase there is water. How much water is it filled up with? (Full/Half/Empty)
在桌子上有个花瓶，瓶子里有水，有多少水在花瓶里？（满的/一半/空的）
(4) And what is the vase made of? (Glass/porcelain/clay) (metal/plastic/wood)
这个瓶子是由什么材料制造的？ （玻璃/陶瓷/泥土）（金属/塑料/木头）
(5) You walk out of the hut... as you carry on your walk in the forest... you see a waterfall from far... there is water running down...
What is the speed of the water? (Choose a number ranging from 0 to 10)
你走出屋子，继续向森林深处前进，你看见远处有瀑布飞流直下，请问水流的速度是多少？（你可以从0—10任意选一个）
(6) Some time after the waterfall... you step on something hard on the ground... as you look down... you see glistening gold in colour. You bend down and pick it up... it is a keychain chained with keys...
How many key /keys you see hanging on the keychain? (Choose a number ranging from 1 to 10)
过了一会，你走过瀑布，你站在坚硬的地面上，你看见地上有金光闪烁，你弯腰拾起来，是一个带着钥匙的钥匙链。有多少把钥匙拴在上面，你可以任意选一个数字（从1到10）
(7) You walk on and on... trying to find your way out...suddenly you see a castle.
What is the condition of the castle? (Old/new)
你继续向前走，试着找出一条路来，突然你发现眼前有一座城堡。这个城堡是什么样的？（旧的/新的）
(8) You enter the castle and saw a pool of murky water with shining jewels floating on it...Will you pick up the jewel? (YES/NO)
你走进城堡，看见一个游泳池，黑暗的水面上飘浮着很多闪闪发光的宝石，你会捡起这些宝石吗？（是/不）
(9) Next to the murky pool... there's another pool... with clear water and money floating on it...
Will you pick the money? (YES/NO)
在这个黑暗的游泳池旁边还有一座游泳池。清澈的水面上飘浮着很多枚钱币。你会捡起这些钱币吗？（是/不）
(10) Walking to the end of the castle there is an exit...you proceed to walk out of the castle. Outside the exit, there is big garden, you see a box on the ground.
What is the size of the box? (small/medium/big)
你走到城堡的尽头有一个出口，你继续向前走走出了城堡。在城堡外面，你看见一座大花园，你看见地面上有一个箱子。这个箱子是多大尺寸的？（小/中/大）
(11) What is the material of the box? (cardboard/paper/wooden/metal)
这个箱子是什么材料做的？ （硬纸板/纸/木头/金属）
(12) There is a bridge in the garden some distance away from the box, What is the bridge made of? (metal/wooden/rattan)
花园里还有一座桥就在离着箱子的不远处。桥是什么材料建造的？（金属/木头/藤条）
(13) Across the bridge, there is a horse. What is the colour of the horse?(white/grey/brown/black)
走过这座桥，有一匹马。马是什么颜色的？（白色/灰色/褐色/黑色）
(14) What is the horse doing? (still and quiet/nibbling grass/running about)
马正在做什么？（安静地站着/吃草/在附近奔跑）
(15) OH NO!!! There is a tornado coming... some distance from the horse. You have 3 options:
(i) run and hide in the box?
(ii) run and hide under the bridge?
(iii) run to the horse, ride on and gallop away?
哦，不！离马很近的地方突然刮起了一阵龙卷风。你三种选择。
（1） 跑过去藏在箱子里？
（2） 跑过去藏在桥底下？
（3） 跑过去骑马离开？
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Here are the interpretations:
好了，这就是我们的结论：
(1)
The door:
opened door - you are a person who is willing to share
closed door - you are a person who is keeping things to yourself
门：
门如果是开着的：说明你是一个任何事都愿与别人分享的人
门如果是关着的：说明你是一个任何事都愿一个人去做的人
(2)
The table:
Round/oval - any friends that came along, you will accept and trust them completely
圆形/椭圆形—总有一些朋友陪伴着你，你完全地信任并接受他们。
Square/rectangle - you are a bit more choosy on friends and only hang out with those whom you think are on the same frequency
正方形/长方形—你在交朋友的时候有点挑剔，你只是和那些你认为比较熟悉的朋友有一些来往。
Triangle - you are really very very picky about friends and there are not many friends in your life.
三角形—在对待朋友的问题上，你是一个真正的非常吹毛求疵的人，所以你的生活里没有许多朋友。
(3)
Water in vase:
Empty - your life is not fulfilled
Half filled - what you want in your life is half fullfilled
Full - your life is completely fulfilled and good for you! :)
瓶子里的水
空的——你目前的生活很不满意。
一半——你的生活只有一半达到你的理想。
满的——你对目前的生活非常满意。
(4) Material of vase:
glass/clay/porcelain - you are weak in your life and tends to be fragile
瓶子的质地：
玻璃/泥土/陶瓷——在生活里你是一个脆弱而需要得到照顾的人。
metal/plastic/wood - you are strong in your life
金属/塑料/木头——你在生活里是一个强者。
(5)
Flow of waterfall:
0 - no sex drive at all
1 to 4 - low sex drive
5 - average sex drive
6 to 9 - high sex drive
10 - gone case!!! super high sex drive!!! Can't live without sex...
水流速度：
0— 你根本没有性欲
1— 4你的性欲很低
5— 中等水平的性欲
6— 9很强的性欲
10— 哇噻！你有超强的性欲，生活里没有性根本不行。
(6)
Keys:
1 - you have one good friend in your life
2 to 5 - you have a few good friends in your life
6 to 10 - you have a lot good friends
钥匙：
1—生活中你只有一个好朋友。
2— 5生活中你有一些好朋友。
6—10生活中你有许多好朋友。
(7) Castle:
Old - shows that your last relationship is not a good one and is not memorable to you.
New - your last relationship is good and it's still fresh in your heart.
城堡：
旧的—显示你在过去的交往中有一段不好的和不值得纪念的关系。
新的—显示你在过去的交往中有一段很好的交往现在仍然鲜活的驻留在你心里。
(8)
The jewel from the murky pool water:
YES - when your partner is around you, you will flirt around with others.
NO - when your partner is around, you will stick around with him/her most of the time.
从脏水的游泳池里捡宝石：
是—当你的伴侣在你身边时，你依然和周围的人调情。
不—当你的伴侣在你身边里，你绝大多数时间只会围着他/她转。
(9)
The money from the clear water pool:
YES - when your partner is not around you, you will still flirt around with others.
NO - even when your partner is not around, you will still think of her and and will be loyal to him/her, not flirting around with others.
从清澈的游泳池里捡钱币：
是——当你的伴侣不在你身边，你会和周围的人调情。
不——当你的伴侣不在你身边，你也会忠实于他/她，不和周围的人调情。
(10) The size of the box:
small - low ego
medium - average ego
big - high ego
箱子的大小
小—不自负
中等—比较自负
大—非常自负
(11) Material of the box (outlook of the box):
cardboard/paper/wooden(non-shining)
– humble personality
metal - proud and stuck up personality
箱子的材料（从表面看）
硬纸/纸/木头（不闪光）——谦虚的性格
金属——骄傲而顽固的性格
(12) The material of the bridge:
metal bridge - have very strong bond with your friends
wooden bridge - average bond with your friends
rattan bridge - you are not in good terms with your friends
桥的材料
金属——和朋友有非常紧密的联系
木头——和朋友有比较紧密的联系
藤条——周围没有很好的朋友
(13) Colour of the horse:
white - your partner is pure and good in your heart.
grey/brown - your partner is only average in your heart.
black - your partner doesn't seem to be good in your heart and appears to be bad sign.
马的颜色：
白色——你的伴侣在你心目中非常纯洁而美好。
灰色/褐色——你的伴侣在你心目中的位置一般。
黑色——你的伴侣在你心目中好像根本不怎么样，甚至还很坏。
(14) Horse action:
still and quiet/nibbling grass - your partner is a very homely and humble person.
running about - your partner is a wild type person.
马的动作：
安静/吃草——你的伴侣是一个顾家的，谦虚的人。
在附近奔跑——你的伴侣是一个非常狂野的人。
（15）This the last but most important part of the test.
From how I ended the story... a tornado approaches...
What are you going do? There are only 3 options:
(i) run and hide in the box?
(ii) run and hide under the bridge?
(iii) run to the horse, ride on and gallop away?
这是最后一个问题但也是最重要的问题。对了，故事的结尾是一阵龙卷风，
你怎么去做呢？这里提供了三种选择：
(i) 跑过去藏在箱子里面？
(ii) 跑过去藏在桥下面？
(iii) 跑过去骑上马走？
What will you choose?
Now, the above is signified by these things:
tornado - problems in your life
box - you
bridge - your friends
horse - your partner
那么什么是你的选择呢？
现在，我们看看上面的这些事物代表的是什么：
龙卷风——你生活中的麻烦
箱子——你自己
桥——你的朋友
马——你的伴侣
(i) So if you choose the box, you keep your problems to yourself whenever you are met with problems.
(ii) or if you choose the bridge, you will go to your friends whenever you are met problems.
(iii) or lastly if you choose the horse, you seek your partner whenever your partner whenever you are met
with problems.
（i）如果你选择箱子，你无论何时遇到麻烦你都会自己解决。
（ii）或者你选择桥，无论何时你遇到麻烦你都有将去找你的朋友一起解决。
（iii）又或者你选择的最后一个马，你寻找的伴侣是你无论何时遇到麻烦都要和他/她一起去面对。
请拿出一张纸一支笔把你的答案写下来，结论就在后面。
Situation: 场景：
You are in a deep deep forest... as you walk on you saw an old hut standing there...
你在森林的深处，你向前走，看见前面有一座很旧的小屋。
(1) What is the status of the door? (Opened/closed)
这个小屋的门现在是什么状态？（开着/关着）
(2) You enter the hut and see a table... What is the shape of the table? (Round/Oval/Square/Rectangle/Triangle)
你走进屋子里看见一张桌子, 这个桌子是什么形状的？（圆形/椭圆形/正方形/长方形/三角形）
(3) On top of the table there is a vase... in the vase there is water. How much water is it filled up with? (Full/Half/Empty)
在桌子上有个花瓶，瓶子里有水，有多少水在花瓶里？（满的/一半/空的）
(4) And what is the vase made of? (Glass/porcelain/clay) (metal/plastic/wood)
这个瓶子是由什么材料制造的？ （玻璃/陶瓷/泥土）（金属/塑料/木头）
(5) You walk out of the hut... as you carry on your walk in the forest... you see a waterfall from far... there is water running down...
What is the speed of the water? (Choose a number ranging from 0 to 10)
你走出屋子，继续向森林深处前进，你看见远处有瀑布飞流直下，请问水流的速度是多少？（你可以从0—10任意选一个）
(6) Some time after the waterfall... you step on something hard on the ground... as you look down... you see glistening gold in colour. You bend down and pick it up... it is a keychain chained with keys...
How many key /keys you see hanging on the keychain? (Choose a number ranging from 1 to 10)
过了一会，你走过瀑布，你站在坚硬的地面上，你看见地上有金光闪烁，你弯腰拾起来，是一个带着钥匙的钥匙链。有多少把钥匙拴在上面，你可以任意选一个数字（从1到10）
(7) You walk on and on... trying to find your way out...suddenly you see a castle.
What is the condition of the castle? (Old/new)
你继续向前走，试着找出一条路来，突然你发现眼前有一座城堡。这个城堡是什么样的？（旧的/新的）
(8) You enter the castle and saw a pool of murky water with shining jewels floating on it...Will you pick up the jewel? (YES/NO)
你走进城堡，看见一个游泳池，黑暗的水面上飘浮着很多闪闪发光的宝石，你会捡起这些宝石吗？（是/不）
(9) Next to the murky pool... there's another pool... with clear water and money floating on it...
Will you pick the money? (YES/NO)
在这个黑暗的游泳池旁边还有一座游泳池。清澈的水面上飘浮着很多枚钱币。你会捡起这些钱币吗？（是/不）
(10) Walking to the end of the castle there is an exit...you proceed to walk out of the castle. Outside the exit, there is big garden, you see a box on the ground.
What is the size of the box? (small/medium/big)
你走到城堡的尽头有一个出口，你继续向前走走出了城堡。在城堡外面，你看见一座大花园，你看见地面上有一个箱子。这个箱子是多大尺寸的？（小/中/大）
(11) What is the material of the box? (cardboard/paper/wooden/metal)
这个箱子是什么材料做的？ （硬纸板/纸/木头/金属）
(12) There is a bridge in the garden some distance away from the box, What is the bridge made of? (metal/wooden/rattan)
花园里还有一座桥就在离着箱子的不远处。桥是什么材料建造的？（金属/木头/藤条）
(13) Across the bridge, there is a horse. What is the colour of the horse?(white/grey/brown/black)
走过这座桥，有一匹马。马是什么颜色的？（白色/灰色/褐色/黑色）
(14) What is the horse doing? (still and quiet/nibbling grass/running about)
马正在做什么？（安静地站着/吃草/在附近奔跑）
(15) OH NO!!! There is a tornado coming... some distance from the horse. You have 3 options:
(i) run and hide in the box?
(ii) run and hide under the bridge?
(iii) run to the horse, ride on and gallop away?
哦，不！离马很近的地方突然刮起了一阵龙卷风。你三种选择。
（1） 跑过去藏在箱子里？
（2） 跑过去藏在桥底下？
（3） 跑过去骑马离开？
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Here are the interpretations:
好了，这就是我们的结论：
(1)
The door:
opened door - you are a person who is willing to share
closed door - you are a person who is keeping things to yourself
门：
门如果是开着的：说明你是一个任何事都愿与别人分享的人
门如果是关着的：说明你是一个任何事都愿一个人去做的人
(2)
The table:
Round/oval - any friends that came along, you will accept and trust them completely
圆形/椭圆形—总有一些朋友陪伴着你，你完全地信任并接受他们。
Square/rectangle - you are a bit more choosy on friends and only hang out with those whom you think are on the same frequency
正方形/长方形—你在交朋友的时候有点挑剔，你只是和那些你认为比较熟悉的朋友有一些来往。
Triangle - you are really very very picky about friends and there are not many friends in your life.
三角形—在对待朋友的问题上，你是一个真正的非常吹毛求疵的人，所以你的生活里没有许多朋友。
(3)
Water in vase:
Empty - your life is not fulfilled
Half filled - what you want in your life is half fullfilled
Full - your life is completely fulfilled and good for you! :)
瓶子里的水
空的——你目前的生活很不满意。
一半——你的生活只有一半达到你的理想。
满的——你对目前的生活非常满意。
(4) Material of vase:
glass/clay/porcelain - you are weak in your life and tends to be fragile
瓶子的质地：
玻璃/泥土/陶瓷——在生活里你是一个脆弱而需要得到照顾的人。
metal/plastic/wood - you are strong in your life
金属/塑料/木头——你在生活里是一个强者。
(5)
Flow of waterfall:
0 - no sex drive at all
1 to 4 - low sex drive
5 - average sex drive
6 to 9 - high sex drive
10 - gone case!!! super high sex drive!!! Can't live without sex...
水流速度：
0— 你根本没有性欲
1— 4你的性欲很低
5— 中等水平的性欲
6— 9很强的性欲
10— 哇噻！你有超强的性欲，生活里没有性根本不行。
(6)
Keys:
1 - you have one good friend in your life
2 to 5 - you have a few good friends in your life
6 to 10 - you have a lot good friends
钥匙：
1—生活中你只有一个好朋友。
2— 5生活中你有一些好朋友。
6—10生活中你有许多好朋友。
(7) Castle:
Old - shows that your last relationship is not a good one and is not memorable to you.
New - your last relationship is good and it's still fresh in your heart.
城堡：
旧的—显示你在过去的交往中有一段不好的和不值得纪念的关系。
新的—显示你在过去的交往中有一段很好的交往现在仍然鲜活的驻留在你心里。
(8)
The jewel from the murky pool water:
YES - when your partner is around you, you will flirt around with others.
NO - when your partner is around, you will stick around with him/her most of the time.
从脏水的游泳池里捡宝石：
是—当你的伴侣在你身边时，你依然和周围的人调情。
不—当你的伴侣在你身边里，你绝大多数时间只会围着他/她转。
(9)
The money from the clear water pool:
YES - when your partner is not around you, you will still flirt around with others.
NO - even when your partner is not around, you will still think of her and and will be loyal to him/her, not flirting around with others.
从清澈的游泳池里捡钱币：
是——当你的伴侣不在你身边，你会和周围的人调情。
不——当你的伴侣不在你身边，你也会忠实于他/她，不和周围的人调情。
(10) The size of the box:
small - low ego
medium - average ego
big - high ego
箱子的大小
小—不自负
中等—比较自负
大—非常自负
(11) Material of the box (outlook of the box):
cardboard/paper/wooden(non-shining)
– humble personality
metal - proud and stuck up personality
箱子的材料（从表面看）
硬纸/纸/木头（不闪光）——谦虚的性格
金属——骄傲而顽固的性格
(12) The material of the bridge:
metal bridge - have very strong bond with your friends
wooden bridge - average bond with your friends
rattan bridge - you are not in good terms with your friends
桥的材料
金属——和朋友有非常紧密的联系
木头——和朋友有比较紧密的联系
藤条——周围没有很好的朋友
(13) Colour of the horse:
white - your partner is pure and good in your heart.
grey/brown - your partner is only average in your heart.
black - your partner doesn't seem to be good in your heart and appears to be bad sign.
马的颜色：
白色——你的伴侣在你心目中非常纯洁而美好。
灰色/褐色——你的伴侣在你心目中的位置一般。
黑色——你的伴侣在你心目中好像根本不怎么样，甚至还很坏。
(14) Horse action:
still and quiet/nibbling grass - your partner is a very homely and humble person.
running about - your partner is a wild type person.
马的动作：
安静/吃草——你的伴侣是一个顾家的，谦虚的人。
在附近奔跑——你的伴侣是一个非常狂野的人。
（15）This the last but most important part of the test.
From how I ended the story... a tornado approaches...
What are you going do? There are only 3 options:
(i) run and hide in the box?
(ii) run and hide under the bridge?
(iii) run to the horse, ride on and gallop away?
这是最后一个问题但也是最重要的问题。对了，故事的结尾是一阵龙卷风，
你怎么去做呢？这里提供了三种选择：
(i) 跑过去藏在箱子里面？
(ii) 跑过去藏在桥下面？
(iii) 跑过去骑上马走？
What will you choose?
Now, the above is signified by these things:
tornado - problems in your life
box - you
bridge - your friends
horse - your partner
那么什么是你的选择呢？
现在，我们看看上面的这些事物代表的是什么：
龙卷风——你生活中的麻烦
箱子——你自己
桥——你的朋友
马——你的伴侣
(i) So if you choose the box, you keep your problems to yourself whenever you are met with problems.
(ii) or if you choose the bridge, you will go to your friends whenever you are met problems.
(iii) or lastly if you choose the horse, you seek your partner whenever your partner whenever you are met
with problems.
（i）如果你选择箱子，你无论何时遇到麻烦你都会自己解决。
（ii）或者你选择桥，无论何时你遇到麻烦你都有将去找你的朋友一起解决。
（iii）又或者你选择的最后一个马，你寻找的伴侣是你无论何时遇到麻烦都要和他/她一起去面对。
Monday, March 30, 2009
病了
上个星期发烧生病了，请了3天病假，真的是非常辛苦。第一天发烧38.8度，休息一天然后隔天本来打算上班，哪里知道身上长出红点，就快快再去看医生。医生说怀疑可能会是骨痛热症，隔天还得去验血。幸好最后还是没事。休息了几天，希望明天可以重新出发。感激每一位曾经问候我的朋友，由于大部分的时间我都是在睡觉，所以可能很多的MSN我都没有回复。所有的心意我都收到了，谢谢！
Thursday, March 19, 2009
What Makes A Malaysian A Malaysian?
1. A typical young Malaysian can name all the players from a top English Premier League club, but ask him to name one football player from Malaysia, he cannot!
2. When StreamyX come, you complain StreamyX too slow. When Maxis Broadband come, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. When WiMax come, you complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you say StreamyX still the best lah.
3. When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have to walk very far, you complain. When you go inside the shopping mall and there's SALE, run from one end of 1Utama to the other, that one NO COMPLAINT.
4. You are always late. And the excuse you give when you're late is always either: (a) traffic jam (b) no transport or (c) cannot find parking.
5. You have a parent who forces you to take science stream in high school, study engineering in Uni, then when you graduate, they ask you to forget everything you learnt in Uni and do commerce.
6. You know someone who can specially develop an angmoh accent when speaking to an American / British / Australian.
7. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below queuing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.
8. When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you blame the Chinese.
9. When a government service is too slow, you blame the Malays.
10. When a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the Indians.
11. When an angmoh stranger kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you very happy. When a Malaysian guy kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you slap him in face.
2. When StreamyX come, you complain StreamyX too slow. When Maxis Broadband come, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. When WiMax come, you complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you say StreamyX still the best lah.
3. When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have to walk very far, you complain. When you go inside the shopping mall and there's SALE, run from one end of 1Utama to the other, that one NO COMPLAINT.
4. You are always late. And the excuse you give when you're late is always either: (a) traffic jam (b) no transport or (c) cannot find parking.
5. You have a parent who forces you to take science stream in high school, study engineering in Uni, then when you graduate, they ask you to forget everything you learnt in Uni and do commerce.
6. You know someone who can specially develop an angmoh accent when speaking to an American / British / Australian.
7. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below queuing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.
8. When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you blame the Chinese.
9. When a government service is too slow, you blame the Malays.
10. When a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the Indians.
11. When an angmoh stranger kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you very happy. When a Malaysian guy kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you slap him in face.
Monday, March 16, 2009
上个周末
上个星期六，到了戏院看了两个小时半的Watchmen。我是觉得故事情节比较平坦，看起来比较拖曳，太长了！这位导演的戏我看过几部了，大约大约可以猜到他的风格。我觉得还算是一部中上的作品。如果你比较喜欢看一般的商业片，这部戏未必是你的首选。可能就好像《珠光宝气》，本人也是觉得太拖曳了，最后还是反高潮流予平淡。
结果我就在《面书》写我刚刚看了这套戏，然后有朋友留言问我怎么样？好不好看？我觉说出我的感觉，觉得故事(plot)比较平淡(plain)，可是我还是可以接受(acceptable)，不算是差的戏。可是它就不是我喜爱的类型。说真的，我看过严重垃圾的《功夫厨神》之后，真的没有什么垃圾戏可以垫它的底了。忽然间有一位仁兄过来告诉我这套戏多么多么的深入、背后的意义多么多么深远。或许他觉得我的想法很奇怪，可是我也有我自己看戏的标准。电影算是艺术的一门，艺术本来就是主观的。所以同样一样东西，在不同人的眼中，会有不一样的诠释。这是我的想法，你可以不接受我的一套，可是不要强迫我接受你的一套。话虽如此，我还是可以接受理性讨论、或者因此我也可以改变想法。我也不希望自己是固执、“硬颈”的一个人。所以首先我很感谢这位仁兄分享他的想法，我会仔细阅读，然后细心咀嚼消化。再来我也很开心可以在某种平台上分享大家对某部电影的看法。反正花了钱去看（当然是说到戏院看的），看了就忘记很浪费。如果看了还可以讨论，这样子就划算很多了。
当晚看完戏了，还遇见一位很久不见的中学朋友--“陈同学”（这个名字太好了）。记得去年在槟城遇见他一次。想不到许久不见，风采依然！（哇哈哈哈哈哈哈!!!!!）和他谈了一阵子，感觉良好。虽然很久没有联络，感觉还是很亲切。唉！往日的朋友都在一个一个减少了......希望还可以继续保持联络............
结果我就在《面书》写我刚刚看了这套戏，然后有朋友留言问我怎么样？好不好看？我觉说出我的感觉，觉得故事(plot)比较平淡(plain)，可是我还是可以接受(acceptable)，不算是差的戏。可是它就不是我喜爱的类型。说真的，我看过严重垃圾的《功夫厨神》之后，真的没有什么垃圾戏可以垫它的底了。忽然间有一位仁兄过来告诉我这套戏多么多么的深入、背后的意义多么多么深远。或许他觉得我的想法很奇怪，可是我也有我自己看戏的标准。电影算是艺术的一门，艺术本来就是主观的。所以同样一样东西，在不同人的眼中，会有不一样的诠释。这是我的想法，你可以不接受我的一套，可是不要强迫我接受你的一套。话虽如此，我还是可以接受理性讨论、或者因此我也可以改变想法。我也不希望自己是固执、“硬颈”的一个人。所以首先我很感谢这位仁兄分享他的想法，我会仔细阅读，然后细心咀嚼消化。再来我也很开心可以在某种平台上分享大家对某部电影的看法。反正花了钱去看（当然是说到戏院看的），看了就忘记很浪费。如果看了还可以讨论，这样子就划算很多了。
当晚看完戏了，还遇见一位很久不见的中学朋友--“陈同学”（这个名字太好了）。记得去年在槟城遇见他一次。想不到许久不见，风采依然！（哇哈哈哈哈哈哈!!!!!）和他谈了一阵子，感觉良好。虽然很久没有联络，感觉还是很亲切。唉！往日的朋友都在一个一个减少了......希望还可以继续保持联络............
Joke Sharing
Firstly, I feel so sorry if Mr. Lim TC and Mr. Hor SP visit my blog and read this joke... Please don't take it seriously... Although it is unlikely to happen. ( I mean both of them will visit my blog)
A good lawyer
One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man 'Why are you eating grass?'
'We don't have any money for food,' the poor man replied.
'We have to eat grass.'
'Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you', the lawyer said.
'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me.
They are over there, under that tree'.
'Bring them along,' the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated,
'You come with us also.'
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said,
'But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!'
'Bring them all, as well,' the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,
'Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.'
The lawyer replied, 'Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost 1 metre high!'
Lesson : Don't trust kind lawyers!!
A good lawyer
One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man 'Why are you eating grass?'
'We don't have any money for food,' the poor man replied.
'We have to eat grass.'
'Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you', the lawyer said.
'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me.
They are over there, under that tree'.
'Bring them along,' the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated,
'You come with us also.'
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said,
'But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!'
'Bring them all, as well,' the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,
'Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.'
The lawyer replied, 'Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost 1 metre high!'
Lesson : Don't trust kind lawyers!!
Wednesday, March 04, 2009
VERY INTERESTING STUFF
I may have shared this before... long long long time ago...
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In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb'
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Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.
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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury.
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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
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Coca-Cola was originally green.
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It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
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The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
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The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
Spades - King David Hearts - Charlemagne Clubs -Alexander, the Great Diamonds - Julius Caesar
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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
A. Obsession
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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter 'A'?
A. One thousand
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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All were invented by women.
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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.
When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... 'goodnight, sleep tight.'
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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.
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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.'
It's where we get the phrase 'mind your P's and Q's'
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Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. 'Wet your whistle' is the phrase inspired by this practice.
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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!
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- Now....
Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.
I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a word are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe.. Amzanig huh?
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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2008 when...
1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~
NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
Tuesday, March 03, 2009
重新开始
现在已经是晚上8点多了，还逗留在公司里面。我也不是100%在工作，也不是很赶工，不会觉得在这里很辛苦，反而觉得挺舒服，因为这里有冷气......哈哈！可能因为自己一个人在槟城工作吧，回到“租”家，也不会有家的感觉，和屋友也没什么两句，回到去就关在房间里面，不会再看到任何人了，直到隔天睡醒起身上班，一直重复着这样的生活。所以我非常期待回怡保，让我有做人的感觉......我也很想（不算很想啦！）上班，因为我可以看到更多人，可以讲话。不然继续这样下去，我觉得我会变成哑巴~~wahahahahaha.......我觉得我的思想很有问题，觉得闷应该多一点出去开拓社交圈子，更不应该把自己关在房间里面。可是我就是懒......没错，我就是懒~~~
我都不知道自己在胡言乱语什么......还是回家吧~~~
我都不知道自己在胡言乱语什么......还是回家吧~~~
*_Interesting & Meaningful Equations _*
*_Don’t forget to read the conclusion in the end _*
++++++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++ ++++++++ +++++++ ++++
*_Equation 1 _*
Humans = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Humans = Donkeys + Work + enjoy
Therefore:
Humans - enjoy = Donkeys + Work
In other words,
Humans that don't enjoy = Donkeys that work.
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++
*_Equation 2 _*
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Men = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore:
Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words
Men who do not earn money = Donkeys
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++++! +++++ +
*_Equation 3 _*
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Women = Donkeys + spend
Women - spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women who do not spend = Donkeys
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
*/_To Conclude: _/*
*From Equation 2 and Equation 3 *
*Men who don't earn money = Women who don't spend *
*So Men earn money not to let women become donkeys! *
*And women spend not to let men become donkeys! *
*So, We have: *
*Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + Spend money *
*Therefore we can conclude *
*Men + Women = 2 Donkeys that live happily together *
++++++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++ ++++++++ +++++++ ++++
*_Equation 1 _*
Humans = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Humans = Donkeys + Work + enjoy
Therefore:
Humans - enjoy = Donkeys + Work
In other words,
Humans that don't enjoy = Donkeys that work.
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++
*_Equation 2 _*
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Men = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore:
Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words
Men who do not earn money = Donkeys
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++++! +++++ +
*_Equation 3 _*
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Women = Donkeys + spend
Women - spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women who do not spend = Donkeys
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
*/_To Conclude: _/*
*From Equation 2 and Equation 3 *
*Men who don't earn money = Women who don't spend *
*So Men earn money not to let women become donkeys! *
*And women spend not to let men become donkeys! *
*So, We have: *
*Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + Spend money *
*Therefore we can conclude *
*Men + Women = 2 Donkeys that live happily together *
Monday, March 02, 2009
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